I have uncovered a terrible conspiracy against me. Somewhere out there is a secret company that keeps track of what size clothes I wear. Then they pass that info over to the clothing design companies so they know NOT to allow my clothing size to reach the store shelves. I think even the stores I shop at are in on the deal!
Seriously, when I wore a size X-Large, when I went shopping for clothes, all I could ever find was size Small or Medium, no matter what store I went to. I could never buy the clothes I wanted because I could never find the right size to fit. I thought I was doomed to dress badly because I was fat.
Fast-forward a few months: I now wear a size Medium.
The problem is that now when I look for clothes while shopping, all I find is Small or X-Large! Wtf?!? It has to be a conspiracy!
So if anyone reading this is a clothing store owner, or if you know someone who is one, I ask that you please stock more size Medium. It doesn't have to be a lot. A few low-cut blouses and a nice fitting pair of jeans would be lovely. Mine are falling off my hips without a belt. K-thanx-bye!
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Monday, March 8, 2010
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